In a country of the Apennines, two brothers bought a small pig, they have put in a little hole, where there was a hole from a small pig was able to get out, but came to 2 pounds, when it came time to slaughter, never went out of the hole, then had to work to destroy the walls.
Such recounts his trip to Switzerland, the train has left that there was snow, the tunnel was so long that when he arrived there were already ripe cherries.
It is said that a mole digging in the ground, he dropped the light poles and telephone, the villagers of the place, after so many emplacements, have captured and to punish her, they buried alive.
A that was in a French park, was caught near a small lake with ducks, the park is near a guard and tells him "you are stealing the ducks," and he replied: "No I'm teaching him to swim."
It is said that in a mountain village, there were some cold days, a man returning from a tavern, after drinking a few glasses more on the way back, he lost so hard to pee, you had to stop to do it , pee froze just before going to the ground, which had formed an arch of ice.
Always there and always the cold had frozen all the chickens, the people, they had to bring them near the stove, then it was snowing così tanto che le galline “portavano gli stivali e beccavano le stelle”.
Sebastiano Beretti
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